So, instead of something productive, I've been enjoying looking back over my last couple months of toddler-isms, and laughing over the funny things they say.
Want to join me?
sisters
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Me: "Hi Sweetie! You're in a good mood, did you have a good nap?"
Ailidh: "Yes, I woke up at my bed at my side!" (on the right side of the bed?)
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A serious conversation with James about hitting his sister....
Me: "Why did you do that to her James? Does it make you feel good to hear her cry?"
James, very honestly: "It makes me feel a tiny little bit happy and a little bit sad."
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being reindeer (yes, they tied themselves to the wagon)
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Ailidh, throwing her arms around the dog: "Wooster! My only one!"
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James: "When I grow up, I'm afraid I might have Lydia for a wife."
Me: "Why do you think you might have Lydia for a wife?"
James:
"Because I just like to BE with her, so that's why I'm afraid I might
have her for a wife, but I like Lydia, so if I did I wouldn't mind."
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trouble
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Ailidh: "Where is my Bessie?"
Me: "I don't know. Maybe she went to the market?"
Ailidh: "I think she didn't. She don't have feets Momma!"
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James, sobbing: "I'm having a hard day! I just want something to be perfect, but nothing can be perfect!"
A frustrated perfectionist already?
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I always knew Ailidh was her Daddy's girl --
James: "All babies come from their mommies bellies, Ailidh. Joy came from Mommy's belly."
Ailidh: "I comed from Daddy's belly."
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James: "We're playing that I'm a wicked boy and Ailidh's a wicked girl; that means she's my wicked wife!"
Me: "What does wicked mean?"
James: "Um.... I don't know."
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taking the family for a walk
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I was playing with Horatio as James was climbing into bed -
James: "Hey, that's MY lovey!"
Me, sadly: "But where's my lovey?"
James: "DADDY is YOUR lovey!"
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At
the supermarket this week, I called James, who was wandering a bit. As
he came running up, Ailidh yelled from the cart: "What good
obedience!"
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When you attempt to use 2-year-old logic...
Ailidh: "I need Bessie! Where's Bessie!"
Me: "I don't know. We're in a rush - Bessie can stay here today, you can get her when we get home."
Ailidh: "I need Bessie!"
Me: "Bessie has to stay here. She's tired. She needs a nap."
Ailidh: "Why she need a nap Momma?"
Me: "She's so tired."
Ailidh: "Why she so tired Momma?"
Me: "She was up all night... coughing."
Ailidh (with a look of scorn): "She can't cough Momma, her mouff don't open!"
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sunshine girl
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I was listening in on a conversation between James and his friend yesterday...
James: "God is the only one who can hang in the sky."
A: "And people that die. They hang in the sky too."
James: "No, when people die they bury them."
A:
"Well, on the first day Jesus goes to church, and after church is over
he goes out to where they bury people and he unburies them!"
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J: "Daddy and I have blue cups because we're both boys!"
Daddy: "And Mommy has a white cup because she's an angel."
J, a little skeptically: "Yes, but she's also called a girl."
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J: "Mommy, come look, I caught a chicken all by myself!"
Me: "Oh? Where is she now?"
J: "I put her in the kitty carrier!"
Me, getting a little worried: "Then what did you do?"
J: "I pulled her in my wagon and pushed her on the swing. She loved it."
Hmmm. I don't expect we'll be getting any eggs from that lady for a few days...
who needs a parakeet?
LOVED reading all the toddler-isms! Made my afternoon! :D
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